Being torn to ribbons sounds like it would hurt a lot more.

fig. 1a, fig. 1b.

Every step to completely abolish daylight savings time is a good one.

Died of supernatural causes.

Isn’t this Close to Home, the Far Side-like comic?

Cosmo: “Was I a good dog?”

Death: “No, you were the best.”

The only solution is to give the firing codes to the AI. That way we don’t acccidentally use them.

Clearly, he’s learned his lesson by now. Release him into gen pop.

K O

YOU WIN!

(PERFECT!)

Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.

Honestly feels like a compliment.

“No no, SOUND stage.”

“Of course they’re all sound, they were engineered to very precise tolerances. Get a load of this guy over here…”

I’m a simple man.

I see people being nice, I respect them. I see people hurting others I say fuck ‘em.

“Doctor, other patients are groaning, we need to get them isolated before it spreads.”

Irresponsible father gives his business credit card information to his son, is shocked by the results.

It’s gettin’ boomer up in here.

Gotta love the “this season wouldn’t have even happened if everyone had been upfront and honest with each other.”

Become ungovernable.

Smart idea, look how happy he is.

At some point, you have to hit the ground. Your experience as a pilot determines how well that goes.