QuickBooks is for when you’re getting fucked by the IRS.

“Don’cha wanna Hanta Hanta?”

AKA the Nova Corp Captain in Guardians of the Galaxy, AKA Big Daddy in Sing?

Probably not.

That guy looks like he wants to talk to me about my flair.

Like a dead bug.

The day the blink tag was removed from the rendering engine was the day we lost our way.

Rushing to backup as much stuff as I can, yes.

POV: You’re in a Chipotle.

Might need to slightly alter your username.

At least they’re consistent.

I expect them to wrecking ball the Lincoln Memorial next.

Brazil couldn’t even keep an indoor Olympic pool from turning green. It’s apparently very hard.

“JENNAY!!”

Cool, do a pedophile ban next.

COVID-19 wasn’t the next Spanish Flu, until it was.

I HOPE it’s just another SARS/MERS thing, but it’s too early to tell.

“This used to be a proper realm!”

So there are starfish that are meant to be squarish or diamond or roundish in shape. They’re called cushion stars.

The “defect” is that they’re flat instead of bulbous.

You reminded me of one of my favorite lines from Home Improvement when Tim was getting into a Christmas decoration contest with the neighbor across the way and the neighbor responded to Tim putting a searchlight in his front yard:

Kid: “Now he’s got spotlights in his yard.”

Tim pulls out binoculars

Tim: “Those aren’t spotlights! Those are 9,000 watt Xenon SuperTroopers!”

Right after it makes you sad.

Jazz trombone riff

Gen Z people who aren’t paid enough to live