I use Gatus in conjunction with http APIs for health checking. For services that don’t support that, you can always pattern match the HTML code.

Gross, TIL I share my birthday month with him

This is probably my lack of Ansible experience here but how are multiple servers setup? Can I specify a different server per application?

To be honest the funniest part of that whole episode was Vance. I lost my shit at the end when he came up.