Crash Lab did an episode about that way back in the day. They determined that running makes you more wet than walking through the same amount of rain.

I fucking called it

Colbert. I’m pretty sure he meant Colbert.

NO DISTRACTIONS WHERE ARE THE TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES‽‽

This is the liberal media distraction from the Trump Epstein files. It gives us anything to read about that isn’t one of the 4 major dictators. Xi, Putin, Trump, or Netanyahu. Also allows the liberals to further balkanize into even smaller groups.