I love wearing my heelys while shopping. I push the cart hard then just hold on and coast. I love when I make eye contact with a child while their parent is busy and just wheel by them. When they tell them that the lady that just went by had wheels on her shoes and they see me standing looking at beans or something, they think the kid was lying… Gaslighting lil Timmy with heelys.

Thank you! Yeah, there’s definitely some limits, and I’ll admit by the time I made my way to the woodpile I was pretty over it. Haha. I absolutely see the hotdogs and worms coming out though, specifically the hot dogs. I love it.

Y’all got some weird fantasies, but no judgement here. What y’all do with hotdogs and worms in your private time is your business. I support you.

Thanks! It’s definitely a weird art form. I don’t do too much social media but finally felt I had something worth sharing here.