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1 year agoI was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn’t get the joke
Asses to asses, butts to butts


I was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn’t get the joke
One egg!? I’m sorry is this the USSR?


How do I keep my salad dressing from separating? I’ll make a nice vinegrette and by time I’m eating it it’s just oil on top of lemon juice.
Edit: this advice is terrible. Mustard? Eggs? Shake it? I’m not making an omelette.
Actually medieval people got wayyy more time off across the board. It’s because they all died by 45.
Tf you mean fixed