Or just grow up and get unlimited data on your phone. You don’t need to mooch off anybody’s wi-fi when you have unlimited data.

Thought so.

Honk if you’re annoyed.

“HONK!”

I have consciously noticed my entire life I’ve been fortunate that every manager and boss I’ve ever had has been wonderfully compassionate, good people skills, logical thinker, all that good stuff. I have consciously noticed that because I’ve heard so many horror stories of bad bosses.

He’s got a 10 lb weight on his abdomen and two 10 lb weights on his knees.

PURRRRRR

Didn’t we see this picture on Lemmy last week?

Not sure how any human could reach boss leadership status with logic processing skills of a flea, but okay.

Chat GPT told me that I could put my cat in the microwave. I mean yes, I could do that. But I wouldn’t. Because that would be awful.

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Like Mel Tormé?

Yes but we want to talk about it but we don’t know what to say so we accidentally say things that don’t quite hit right.

Vote for _____ for class prez because they will ask for days off school.

I don’t have a degree and even I eat better than Kraft mac and cheese out of a dog bowl. Looks like OOP has lifestyle issues.

It’s just a waste of 15 seconds you made us ponder this, so I felt the urge to reclaim my sanity by balancing it out with some facts.

Lifeguard training does not include any lessons in how to drown people. It only teaches lifeguards how to save people from drowning.

Yeah it’s kinda redundant

Lemmy definitely doesn’t give us that luxury.

Even my YouTube suggestions get fed up with my doomscrolling and it hits a dead end so I have to refresh and they keep giving me the same videos over & over again.

Sheen abuses people just fine on his own without needing an Epstein.

Better to invite another couple to live with them, then they’ll have four incomes, instead of a third wheel & possible homewrecker.