If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.

clap clap.

My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn’t get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.

Feel better!

Oh that’s cool. Thank you.

I am meticulously polite and helpful. It’s who I am, and I won’t stop because the people who deserve to be treated like I treat people really are worth it.

People who treat you like shit don’t deserve shit.

I think it just also felt kind of patriotic to participate.

I didn’t watch a minute of it but I’m proud of them just the same. (I can’t stay up that late).

Absolutely.

It’s true. He also keeps licorice in there for a snack.

I loved this. Bring it back. I had a pair of shorts with this pattern.

None needed!

The casino here still allowed smoking long after it was banned everywhere else. You could also smoke at the Royal Canadian Legion after the fish fry was over.

With ashtrays in the arms of the seats at that. You still used to see them for a long time afterwards but they were sealed off.

Yes haha.

I would never do you wrong.

The thing is, dark money and Russian disinformation have installed a political machine in place that Trump is just the face of. As the face of this he has disturbed institutions of government and American life, as well as globally, which I think will take years to repair. It’s a global far right power grab, so even if he does die, there’s still a lot to fix.

However it’s his peculiar charisma that for whatever reason these people respond to in ways that they don’t to traditional dyed in the wool Republicans like Romney or McCain that is why they’ve been so successful, and when he dies finding a replacement for him will be difficult for them. The journalist Maggie Haberman says the way he will go into a room of these people and charm everyone in there is genius, really, even though his terrible personality is what his campaign was based on, really. He makes them laugh, my Canadian coworker who isn’t in any way a MAGA still likes him because he makes her laugh, which makes no sense because he’s not funny, but it’s the shock of him openly being what all of them really are underneath, racist and hateful and bigoted, that seems funny, I think anyway. His weird appeal probably can’t be replicated by anyone else.

So in my opinion him dying will have a major impact on the success of this political monstrous machine they’ve created, without question, but they’ve wrecked a lot of things along the way that will take a lot to restore, and my guess is that the Democrats will just let some things stay as they are.

Bring back 1970s bush. I’ll be the associate bush inspector.

Thanks everyone for voting for the party who hates poor people! Next time you complain about the homeless population, you are the reason for that.