Imagine if angels performed a miracle that allowed a tater tot and a McDonald’s hashbrown to produce a child, after which someone found the least expensive way to replicate that product by mundane and industrial means.

Hearty, weighty, and substantial, yet still crispy on the outside while soft on the inside.

I like to use the sauce packets to draw little designs on them, elevating an already divine side dish into the perfect amuse-bouche.

Re: Regular vs. Curly fries.

Clearly, this debate sparks from a deep cultural ignorance of what it truly means to eat at an Arby’s.

Although this practice was interrupted for a while by an episode of sheer corporate madness, the only proper potato-based side dish are potato cakes that have been set upon the wrapper of a large beef and cheddar to catch the excess cheese and sauce that falls from the sandwich.

Only once they have been drizzled in a combo of surplus liquid cheddar, horsey, and Arby’s sauce can you truly appreciate what potatoes were meant to be.

Much like eating an Ortolan, it’s best to cover your head with a handkerchief while indulging, so as to hide the shame of such a decadent meal from God.

This is what it boils down to. The first person/org that can win their trust and assure them that basic needs will be met and they won’t be forgotten after the dust settles will have a massive following overnight.

It could just be the circles I travel in.

However, I remain doubtful of her having any real impact on national affairs and skeptical of her motivations.

Granted.

But she’s got a huge hole to dig herself out of. Let her start with this and move on to apologizing to the people she baselessly attacked for personal gain, publicly supporting legislation that helps people, supporting the people who’ve been hurt by the policies she helped enact, and voting against her party when it’ll help her constituents and not just her lobbyists. It’s political suicide, but it’s the right thing to do.

I’m not convinced she’s breaking ranks even. Her career is based around the idea that any attention is good attention. She’s been out of the spotlight for a while, and really has nothing to offer the nation orher than a willingness to say whatever egregious bullshit gets the cameras back on her. I don’t have a lot of hope that she’ll be a bellweather for any trend.

That’ll fix it for sure. I’m positive they take her opinion seriously…