Wait, we’re not supposed to send these? Might explain why i dontngat any bird pics back.

As is tradtion.

Well obviously the next shiny new thing will solve those problems.

It’s fine when they brick our property, but its a crime when we brick their property.

It will be if we believe enough, everytime we write everytime we get one step closer to everytime being correct, everytime a new word is added to the dictionary, it goes from not being a word, to being a word, everytime.

So it won’t be long till everytime is a word. It happens everytime, everytime.

Yeah man I’m pretty stoned, I guarantee I missed it for sure.

Nah you’re all good, just helping you along your journey, you seemed lost.

They could have at least changed it to the widely accepted “pew pew” .

I think you were going out that door over there.

Stand by your principles!

Also, you forgot to include the pseduo-witty comment.

Dude I’m stoned, im lucky I took the screenshot right.

I fully agree with them as well, its annoying as fuck, but I couldn’t miss an opportunity to be a dick.

As John Lennon found out, a man with both is even more powerful.

So if I keep turning my wifi on and off I can carpet bomb them?

People mourn in different ways.

Because you drank all the happy fun ones away.

Fuck, thats a good price.

Jizz is already a musical style, its what those aliens play in the cantana in star wars.

So, what you are saying is, I need to make a jazz band that does 30 second songs.

Like, dont get me wrong, we want to like you guys again, you just need to get the exterminator in and exterminate the rat infestation you have going on.

Unfortunately beyond another assassination attempt, which isn’t the best option, its gonna take your politicians growing a fucking pair and removing him themselves, they have the system to do it and he sure as fuck meets the requirements.

You all also need to get the fuck out and vote them out next election, dont listen to the bots saying “stay home” go out and vote the Nazis out.

Here’s how I see it, if you dont vote, you dont get to bitch about the government.

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: what’s this about my verandah?

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: Sorry, I… I got to get going, I got an appointment, hope you get help with whatever the fuck you need.