And he’s the inspiration behind Shrek

… , are the ones who dab while sneezing.

BTW placebo works because you take it and then you don’t overwork yourself and stay in bed because “the doctor said it and even gave you some pills”

Fun fact: works with pets too

There’s only two of anything if you define broadly enough. There’s only two kinds of people: • those who have passed a kidney stone and those who haven’t • those who currently have a single testicle and those who don’t