That’s why I never tell anyone outside of my immediate family that I own a firearm. Because some weird fucking people in America exist. And they are gun nuts.

No bro, I don’t want to talk about your 300 blackout how you wish someone would bust into your house so you can shoot them.

I keep my shit in my safe, that’s it. It’s not a personality.

Because they live in a constant state of cognitive dissonance.