
“I guess I won’t try to diddle that kid because if I get caught, I might be sentenced to state-sponsored slavery, so I guess I should let the kid live to testify against me”, said every New Hampshire pedophile in unison

“I guess I won’t try to diddle that kid because if I get caught, I might be sentenced to state-sponsored slavery, so I guess I should let the kid live to testify against me”, said every New Hampshire pedophile in unison
thinly-sliced pineapple with jalapenos on pizza is great. Where you run into trouble is when it’s giant wet chunks that immediately fall off because they have nothing to stick to the pizza with, and they leave rectangular, sweet, wet cheese holes behind that no longer have the structural fortitude to keep the slice rigid enough to make it to your mouth.
You wouldn’t pirate your optic nerve…


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I don’t mind the gun in my face, but don’t call me a fucking liberal


I’ve been wondering this for a while, why is Russia not imperialist for trying to annex Ukraine?
I keep seeing support for Russia in this war, but I also don’t know much about the situation aside from the fact that the US seems to be using it as a testing ground for new weapons.

You have literally nothing to gain from talking to law enforcement.
The speaker at the last protest I went to literally sang Kumbaya.