Coelacanth

Pretty much an entire generation grew up on insufferable teenage boys whipping out a guitar at parties and playing Wonderwall to try to get girls.

I’m more of a “doesn’t pick up, doesn’t open the text so it won’t register as ‘read’ to the sender” myself.

Solid G-I as always.

No you see there is a perfect break point where you’re completely useless and worthless, but still not quite in a bad or pronounced or dramatic enough fashion to be an effective bad example.

That’s the zone my ass is parked in.

All that’s missing is a massively huge curved red arrow and a bit of text with an exclamation point or a question mark.