More like Vladimir Elite Linen

In the jizz club straight up “jorkin it”. And by “it”, haha, well let’s just say. My kloo horn

You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same

Hey Emmanuel! Hey Mark! Come on in. There’s plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Donald. Why not? [boy points to sign, “No Donalds Club”] But you let in Donald Tusk. [Tusk pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! It says no Donald_s_. We’re allowed to have one.

Hang on tho they also have the job of figuring out how to trash the environent without getting caught

If u push the button u can see the S car go

One horse pulls the other in a trailer and then they switch when front horse gets tired resulting in infinite horse

What if we kissed on the gears of capitalism oiled with the blood of the workers 👉👈

Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”

She turned it into the Simpbel Cuck Prize

There is no I in commun’sm

I’m a hiring manager where I work. All future open roles will be “ice alumni need not apply” & my boss supports me in this.

Come to think of it maybe my next protest sign will say something to that effect. Get my buddy with a megaphone to spell it out for them since I guess not a lot of them actually read all that well?

One day you will pull somebody’s finger for the last time and one day you will have somebody pull your finger for the last time too so you should really carpe the daylight while the sun shines you might say

Googly eyes will scare you once but high cholesterol will haunt u 4 lyfe

I remember seeing the Shell boycotts & picketing over Apartheid

True story, I said this to my dad once and he corrected me that it’s “the LOVE of money…” so that I wouldn’t become a filthy pinko commie

All sacrificed some Some sacrificed all 🎗️

Same, dilapidated attack aircraft. Same.

This raccoon has an absolute dump truck and I think that’s just swell anyway have a nice day lil buddy