So we have the Travelers timeline?

Humanity near extinct by the 2400s?

Is the Director gonna save us?

Lol that’s like saying you’d vote in favor of voter suppression laws in exchange for gun rights… yeeaaah no don’t do that lol

Don’t trust conservatives

Having to fix appliances implies you have home ownership. So you got that covered at least.

My dad is a green card holder and PRC Citizen…

He has zero arrests, zero criminal records (beside some traffic/parking tickets)

I have a bad feeling… cuz he doesn’t really speak English… 👀

My mom still calls me a lazy piece of shit because I don’t really wanna go outside…

Mom be like: “You’re a citizen, why are you so worried? Do you think your dad should stay home all day and not go to work?”

So… yeah…

According to my mom: My fears are invalid and depression is non-existent

She thinks I’m just looking for “excuses” to “be lazy”

Why does the south get to vote? Revoke their statehood ffs, keep them as a permanent territory.

YSK: If you are an American Citizen or US Tax Resident, your first 200 pounds of fat is legally exempt and therefore does not count for BMI Purposes. Nutritionists hate this one simple trick!

Follow me for more advice.

“Saddam Hussein in heaven” 🧐

This IS the BAD PLACE! 😱

invested in a firewall

“Censorship is good. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!”

🙄

The most confusing thing for me is I have memories of cuddling with mom and also memories of her yelling at me, and I feel like I randomly shift between two different universes.

Its like when I’m in the good moment, my brain temporarily forgets about the trauma… then when the bad moments come, I wonder if the good memories are even real or have I been daydreaming/hallucinating all this time.

I have intrusive thoughts all the time.

I imagine being like 8 years old and in my parents bed cuddling…

then the next scene is when I try to sleep in my room for some “timeout” cuz my energy is drained and I want some alone time, then I have this thought of like… What if my mom stabs me to death while I’m asleep

The juxtapostion of these two scenes is very weird… creates a very weird feeling within me…

both feeling very emotionally attached… and the simultaneous feeling of dread… of fear…

like y’all ever watched Rick and Morty… like it feel like that type of “vibe” of backstabbing…

If you have an extra old phone you no longer use…

You can convieniently tape it under the living room table… (and record conversations)

🤫

Who’s the master gossiper now, fam?

The smart ones don’t need wikipedia to know that authority should be distrusted.

You just need one bad teacher or school admin and you should be able to figure out why you should be skeptical of all authorities, including your parents. (They could poison your food or even stab you in your sleep… so, stay alert kids, stay on guard at night 👀)

(Okay that last part I’m just half-kidding… but your parents could technically do it and you have no defense against that… 👀)

My personal one: One Child Policy that almost got me “terminated”

Never gonna forget that, its a very personal grudge for me

Plot Twist: Skynet was actually designed to kill the richest people alive, but the problem was once they died, there’s another set of “richest people alive”… so that left Skynet only one option… it takes hearts of steel to make such an important decision…

Bruh this is literally Stasi shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung

OOP should join the FSB lmfao

Today’s peaceful protester is tomorrow’s criminal.

(Because even peaceful protests will become outlawed)

I remember watching TV shows and the president is often portrayed as a good person that would rather risk classified tech falling into the hands of enemies just to save the one remaining service member on the sinking ship/submarine…

Then you look at IRL and rewatch that scene and its just so silly lmao, completely unrealistic.

(I think it was Designated Survivor that I remember that scene from)

IF ONLY we get those benevolent fictional presidents IRL

I mean if you think of it like that, the world has always been fucked

Wars are not a new invention, very brutal wars have been fought throught human history.

Make sure to deport those suspicious illegals wearing red hats 😏

?

I’ve been here since I was 8 years old. I’ve been a citizen since around 2015 (or 2016 forgot the exact time)

I as a citizen have a right to make jokes about my own country.

Why do you even have ai subscription bro 💀

USA USA 👊🇺🇸🔥