I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy

As an IT guy, i feel the opposite. I fixed it in ten minutes because I have ten years of experience. My hourly rate goes up because I spend so little time fixing the problem, if I charged any less, I couldn’t earn a living.

Mario Kart 64 - Choco Canyon

Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I’m trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can “escape” and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.

I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there’s no reason it couldn’t be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.

The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of “peace” and “happiness” between spawns.

Fediverse: “Let girls have fun!”

Also Fediverse: “Unless a man would enjoy it, then ew, ick.”

I’ll team up with you, let’s give her another pair of twins

Make of that what you will.

AI summary: Canning isn’t just admirable, it’s a healthy way to boost your self esteem. Here are some benefits to being able to can:

• you can
• you don’t have to can’t
• you can’t can’t
• you can can

Canning began as soon as the first person could and continued on until they could not, at which point, someone else did.

Here are some reasons why you might:

• you can
• you can’t can’t

Now that you can, you can too!

Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.

Did you grow up to write online recipes?

Dude’s taking the piss, right? Please tell me this is satire

See, it was a hoax. There’s the script for the fake landing footage

Seriously, how hard is it to badly Paint-shop something like this? It’d be more artistic and wouldn’t kill the planet

Are we doing to Squidward what’s been done to Garfield?

Yeah, and I bet not a single admin has ever used this feature. It’s obscure, barely works, arguably causes more problems than it solves, and there are many other tools that fulfill the same use case, better.

This is one of those things I learned about because it wss in a textbook then never used again. The two or three times I asked about using as part of a solution at work, I got either a confused look or a “good joke” reaction.

That was close to ten years ago. This is the first I’m hearing about them since then.

I think this is the result of a culture in which they’re looking for ways to do more

All gun control is about controlling the actions of citizens who already abide by the law.

Poverty, unemployment, drug abuse, mental health, and income inequality are the causes of gun violence. Treat those root causes, and it doesn’t matter how many guns there are.

If gun ownership directly translated to gun violence, Finland and Switzerland would have many times the rates of gun violence as the US. In those countries, the total number of guns owned might be smaller, but the overall percentage of people who own guns is nearly 100%. Those countries don’t have the same problems with gun violence because they address the real root causes of gun violence.

It’s California, you ignorant swine.

I think the idea of printing a gun is to avoid detection in metal detector

Wrong.

Are you somehow under the impression a 3D printed firearm will explode in your face?

The real problem was always the grip being the serialized part of a firearm…

Not the grip, the receiver. Serializing the grip wouldn’t make any sense. Sometimes the receiver includes the grip, sometimes it doesn’t, it depends on the firearm.

Either way, it’s basically the “frame” or “chassis” of the firearm. It doesn’t make sense to serialize any other portion because you could just swap that part out and have an ostensibly different firearm.