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  • Yeah, when you back into a parking spot, is there traffic moving around in it? How about when you back out, are you backing into a lane of travel? To me, that’s the logic.

    When you back in, you are already occupying a lane of travel, and therefore you have some modicum of control over it. Ideally, what I would love to see are angled parking spots intended for backing in, it is the true superior parking configuration, but falls to an opposition that is afraid to back into parking spots, but has no problem backing into a lane of travel.







  • And yet it’s a tale as old as humanity. I sometimes wonder if I’m wrong, because I’m literally not that into anything. The list of things I’d kill for is super small. Shit, I was in the Marines, and halfway through my enlistment I was like what the fuck, and count myself lucky I didn’t have to go to war. At that time, my biggest fear was that I’d have to kill someone because they were going to kill one of my guys, a real head fuck for someone who doesn’t want to kill anyone.

    Yeah, killing, just not for me. And I’ve given my opinion online before, and people have talked very cavalier about killing, and I’ve always just imagined it would be the kind of thing that you would never, ever stop thinking about, whether you were justified in doing so or not.

    So yeah, to be so into something unproven that you’re willing to kill for it, I kinda envy it. I want to know what that’s like, because I just cannot get my head around it.




  • Dozzi92@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world..?
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    11 days ago

    We need to just start shitposting in every community, because everything is shitpost, and to deny that is to deny life. When you wake up in the morning, that’s shitpost. When you drink a cup of coffee, that’s shitpost. Drive to work, shitpost. It’s all shitpost, and so I think all we can do is shitpost everywhere.









  • I remember hanging with a buddy, and our third friend shows up with, lol and behold, three blunts. These were those blunt wraps that we got back in the day, so three gram blunts with all sorts of nasty grape flavored chemicals. I’m trying to remember what they were called.

    Anyway, me and first buddy are both like, oh boy, that’s hefty for just three dudes, and the third buddy said something that we would go on to quote for many years: What’s going to happen to you? And so we smoked those blunts, and yeah, we were incredibly baked, but he was right, nothing happened.

    That logic does not apply today. You will fall off the earth.

    I no longer smoke weed.