At least people wear cotton.

Our eye. For security purposes.

There’s the exception that proves the rule.

May he have many eyes on him

Personally, I wouldnt fuck him with somebody else’s dick.

Is mapquest any good these days.

I find a gun in a bathroom stall at the airport, I’m keeping it lol

Independent Megachurch is like the biggest denomination in the usa right now though.

Pretty sure he opened his neck, but whatever.

run a victory lap before leaving again

just make sure you are suuuuper smug about it.

All my Indian homies say this joke isn’t racist.

A real American secures the crosswalk by firing his AR15.

What is a native linux pc anyway? They are all just pcs.

Karen Bass is om her way out