Imagine if, 1,000 years in the future, humanity’s contribution to intergalactic civilization is Quantum Karening.

I mostly just want them to go to the shittiest state so they can’t do any real damage.

It only really works if someone had the foresight and gumption to do it before they can really get moving, in the early stages of their trajectory. Trying to predict it, though, is difficult and rarely worth it, since you can’t usually predict the ones who will really be a huge problem later. But once you miss that window it’s too late. And of course it’s when it’s too late that more people realize what’s happening.

The huge companies that use all that electricity would never allow that to happen. We live in capitalist hell.

No the original kind, from before the show.

No I think the Canadian government is taking advantage of the situation. I mean, where do you think Canadian geese are manufactured?

He’s also monumentally depressed.

Yeah that’s not blood. More likely they’re red pen exploded.

Cats are all the fun of owning a chainsaw with none of the safety mechanisms.

AI slop is preferred by the common idiot, and country music is enjoyed primarily by the average white idiot. So really these just kind of line up in an unsurprising way.

That fucking guy again.

Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone…

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My favorite was when he fell asleep in the middle of a medical emergency for a health care executive. There’s so many layers there that it would confuse even Shrek.

I have seen geese, but they’re Canadian geese.

This decrepid old bastard needs to step aside. Or get shoved out of the way.

As a Chicagoan I want to scream at Dick Durbin until he is hoarse from it.

The only divide on the left right now is the the traitorous assholes - none of whom are up for reelection - who voted to end of the shutdown. Fuck you Dick Durbin. If I had you in a room for 5 minutes with a megaphone I would definitely so hard that your ancestors would be able to hear it.

Kinda how first degree royalty is a Hapsberg, or a 3rd degree twice removed felony is politics?

Pizza typically contains almost every food group. Grain, vegetable, meat, dairy, salt, cholesterol, and microplastics. It does not usually contain candy however.