I’ve shaved blind in the shower every day for years. I just run my hand along my face directly in front of the razor as I shave to feel what the razor is about to run over before it actually gets there. For the sideburn area I put my finger at the edge of what I want to shave and just shave upwards until I bump against my finger. For the lips I just kinda curl them inward to make them as flush with my face as possible. I’ve memorized the contours of my face at this point.

Literally slap-drones from the Culture lol

I don’t understand how this is a controversial opinion, but maybe parents should actually parent their children instead of expecting the Internet or the government to decide what their kids should see for them? Maybe talk to your kid about safe and ethical sex, the dangers of porn addiction, and not to take anything away from pornographic content instead? Maybe we shouldn’t be giving children smartphones and tablets with unfettered internet access in the first place instead of spending time with them? Wild concepts I know.