If breaking up was the solution and it created long term happiness then I’m going to have to say that I’m an expert at breaking up based on this one case.

But then again there were the other cases. Is a 50% mortality rate good or bad?

Jonah Goldberg, George Will, CATO, and many others would like to have a few words with you.

Oh. And Shirley. I know you didn’t mean it to sound that way but she is still going to want to say something.

Never overestimate how secure a lock is when there is a sandwich of vinyl siding, OSB, insulation and drywall just six inches away.

And maybe one day governments will realize that if they mandate a one size fits all key to encryption they are intentionally breaking that lock and someone will both figure it out and use it against them.

It’s kind of amazing that Woodrow Wilson was only included in one of these groupings.

But we already knew what the party affiliation was. Because that’s how things work.

Get that vitamin D. But don’t pray to the sun. Pray to Joe Pesci.

My girlfriend asked what I wanted in a relationship. " I want all the standard stuff of mutual support and what not but I think what I really need is someone that has experience as a personal assistant and a special ed teacher."

She happened to have experience in both of those fields. But I had to break up with her. She was desperately trying to be everything I wanted and that is one thing I can’t stand.

Seven years later we got married. She said that breaking up with her was the best thing I could have ever done.

I’m a handyman. I don’t advertise lock picking as a service I offer due to liability issues. But occasionally a client asked me if I can pick a lock. There have been times where I said okay. This might take between 5 seconds and 30 minutes. And they turn away. And 5 seconds later the lock is picked. Then they start asking all kinds of uncomfortable questions about how they can get better locks.

When a client moves into a new house I usually include changing all the keying for each lock because you have no idea how many people have a key to that house.

When I do a straight change out of all the locks in the house I save all of them and put them in my garage workshop. When I’m cleaning my workshop and I find one of these locks I make a point of picking it.

Never once has any of this resulted in a cute woman (not a girl) being interested in me. Some people have accused me of being a wizard or a boy scout but mostly being able to pick a lock just demonstrates to people how insecure they really are for their safety.

I’m a handyman. I don’t advertise lock picking as a service I offer due to liability issues. But occasionally a client asked me if I can pick a lock. There have been times where I said okay. This might take between 5 seconds and 30 minutes. And they turn away. And 5 seconds later the lock is picked. Then they start asking all kinds of uncomfortable questions about how they can get better locks.

When a client moves into a new house I usually include changing all the keying for each lock because you have no idea how many people have a key to that house.

When I do a straight change out of all the locks in the house I save all of them and put them in my garage workshop. When I’m cleaning my workshop and I find one of these locks I make a point of picking it.

Never once has any of this resulted in a cute woman (not a girl) being interested in me. Some people have accused me of being a wizard or a boy scout but mostly being able to pick a lock just demonstrates to people how insecure they really are for their safety.

Cut by the Time Knife

Always has been

For Tiff it matters because of fax machines. Before apps you absolutely had to know what endian it was if you were building an automated fax broadcast system. But maybe that was just me.

Is that Tiff little little-endian or big-endian?

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Can you state my position to me in terms I would agree with?

What is going on here? Something isn’t right about this conversation. We should not be this confused and talking past each other.

True or false: there has been no release by an AI company or anyone using AI to unmask the individuals obscured in the Epstein files.

66618055 I kept putting off getting on. I was online on the CompuServe days before Prodigy or AOL. I had three different places to access the internet back in 1992. My catchphrase is “I am from the internet. I’m here to help.” I deeply miss Usenet.

I set up two different, not necessarily exclusive, options. Either it can’t do what they say or it can. If it can’t then that’s one issue. If it can then the people with something to prove aren’t stepping up to show us its potential. There could be multiple motivations behind that. But as it stands right now we just know that it’s not being used to do what they claim.

Did you see the “or” in my first statement?