Fuck you, OP. Let’s see you export cells in a spreadsheet or send a letter. Ass.

Just fucking die already, you orange fuck!

Yeah, the problem is with the wording. This isn’t a request. It’s a notice. I will not be here these days. Prepare for my absence or don’t, up to you. Again, I won’t be here to deal with the fallout in either case.

And jean

I totally get your hilarious and accurate reference but if you could explain it for my less-cultured friend here… Please?

Found the (fellow) Midwesterner.

They’re alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you’ve ever had.

Yeah, I mean, you don’t have to eat the entire pan. But why wouldn’t you? It’s right there and it’s brownies.

• Charge they phone

• Eat hot chip

• Lie

The one obituary I look forward to every single day. C’mon lil blood vessel, you can do it!