I believe you have my stapler

Uh, what new movie?

I just saw this piece in person a couple weeks ago!

I think it’s the usual projection. Like how a bunch of people swear Gwen Stacy from the Spider-Man movies is trans despite zero evidence. Let people have their head canon and move on.

The only country I can easily emigrate to is arguably worse. Which is doubly sucky

You think the oligarchs that put Trump in office will stop with the US? Better keep an eye on your own politicians

Denied a raise for the third year in a row. Job market is absolute dogshit. Do just enough to not get in trouble and keep my head down.

I hate this crap

Bash Patel

That commercial has its own Wiki page

It came out in 2009

Alabama: Oh yeah!

Anal - Lubrication = Ouchie Time

They won’t listen to the people. They’ll keep their losing talking points. Organized opposition only works if they don’t have to actually govern

I work at a bean canning plant. Her flagrant misuse of our product is disgusting. My line manager saw this and had a heart attack!

It’s my favorite. Literally the first post I ever made to Reddit like 16 years ago.

Their “next generation of leaders” are all coked out MAGAts who are frothing at the mouth to bring fascism and Nazi ideals to the country

Animal Crossing 2?

Shortstacks are easy to Google

I’ve seen some girls with shorts so small their asshole must be chafing