Penis envy is a theoretical stage in female psychosexual development that occurs when they realize they don’t have a penis.
The idea of pre-pubescent viet cong girls running around collecting soldier cocks in the night is even more terrifying.
Chronically depressed, chronically online.
Socialist discordian statist for open science, independent journalism and gay crime.
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Cake day: October 27th, 2025
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This is how I feel about windchimes. Take them the fuck inside and put em in front of a fan if you need to hear tinkly sounds all the goddamn time.
I had to amend my will because of this.
If my corpse doesn’t get shoved into the crematorium slathered in dorito juice I’m gonna screech cosmic truths in the nightmares of my loved ones.