I just remember that it was a pear ale and it was delicious.

The whole story? Ok!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXt0EuhD4U5Pa2Jl050lscOfZi_UxOKQWz4oVewYUH0/edit?usp=drivesdk

I had a pear ale in the airport before we took off for the environmental nonprofit that I got a job with that turned out to be a cult that I hadto cut into my arm to escape from. One of the best drinks I’ve ever had!

Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!

Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.

Every screen is watching you jack off to demon futa porn in this day and age. Well, at least they watch me watch that. They don’t eveb need cameras; they can see through the pixels, dude.

Why don’t you just get a realistic water pistol, paint it black and interrogate him directly? Put a chunk of depleted uranium in the end of the barrel so you can pistol whip him and it will be realistic and he will shit pants, which you can turn into dirt in the crafting screen.

I have an apartment and it is dumb

I read It and it wasn’t as good as it was on mushrooms seeing It on screen. I mostly enjoyed the habdjob I got in my popgorn bucket from my cousin. She’s married now and works with computer, and she tell me I shouldn’t download these toolbars, but how else I fibd Spongebob Hentau on demand? AI isn’t not good enough yet for my fetishes…

It’s really popular with the people who missed the memo about what the North Star is, definitely.

Bro, if you can find copypasta of this quality I sur af wont not make as even i do good for John Henry is the bamf mofo, y’know? Obviously.

But I have a job to do. I think.

I don’t even know how to use this Lemmy shits yet.

Tf is dat? Do they habe cookies?

I value your opinion, wise sir and/or ma’am.

B& = banned, as has happened hundreds (dozens) of times

V& = vanned, as in the feeb or similar comes and throws you in the back of a van. Happened to me once for accidentally advertising my sex cult built around incestuous necrophilia on the Roblox subreddit while I was homeless in Miami Beach. Maybe happening again. Kumquat says no. I have full power today. I have to. The doctor is coming.

Got doctor coming here today. It’s a fun situation I be in, having been set up in the truest American way (Johnny Tremain). But that’s the thing; I’m ALWAYS like this, in some ways at least, still got ups and downs, but I have worked hard enough to push through them to shit content out on the regular, performing as this autobiographical character, which is different than acting. To act, you change the light inside you; performing is changing the lens the light refracts through. Code-switching is performing, and this ish is ALWAYS inside me, along with a porcelain elephant I lost in my ass years ago, I am just highly skilled at both putting it out there and not being afraid of what anyone thinks, aware that my mission is to teach the many, not the one. At this time at least, I think? Truck horn makes me think that might be bad. Car alarm. Bah, that’s probably just some hoodlums, not God, obviously.

completely authentic, autobiographical character

Yea, he IS butthurt, BECAUSE there are others who get butthurt everyday because they are different and haven’t learned to express themselves well enough, which is IMMENSELY frustrating, being on the fringe of the cultural bell curve.

Y’know how an opera singer has to meet the vibrations of a glass to then raise their pitch to raise the vibrations of the glass to break it? That’s what I’m doing, if “breaking” is disentanglement from defilement in the Ālaya-vijñāna, to start at least.

No u

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