And thats how Adam and Jim became best friends for the next 30 years.

America isn’t toast, your sorry ass is toast. Get fucked, idiot.

No, no. I think you’re on to something here. I do this too.

White dude here… Who the fuck is apologizing for being white? Why do they keep saying this and what’s the point? I’ve never felt the need nor have I ever experienced anyone else needing to apologize for their being white or any other race. What does the right go through that make them feel like they would ever need to apologize for being white because me and all my friends are liberal and thats just not a fucking thing. Do they think it is? I have nothing but questions and none of them even make sense to ask so I can’t imagine a sensible answer being given.

They’re it very well may be. But that’s the optics they’re trying to relay. Like these billionaires are the new tough guys. So gross. Either way, Id fight one.

Jesus fuck, that is so fucking lame. The picture of them sitting on the beam like they themselves are actually building something tangible like the original photo it’s referencing. So embarrassing. I’d love to fist fight just one of them. Any of them. Just me, some regular dude, fist fight just one of them. I aint particularly tough but Id love to see how tough they are against the average guy because the guys in the original photo had balls of steel and were tough as nails. Seeing as the original photo actually had the people 70 stories up, risking their lives everytime the clock in.

in David Attenborough’s voice “Incapable of movement, the salad’s only defense against it’s only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30’s, is its innate sense of humor…”

Far left is actually Dragon Fruit Splash™. Its got electrolytes.

Maybe if I could find a recipe for a simple corn bread without a trilogy worth of lore about the writer’s grandmother, they wouldn’t be in such a predicament. In terms of AI strengths, informational efficiency is paramount. I can think of fewer things I can search for with more worthless gunk tacked to it than a recipe.

Future archeologists, “Whoever built this place must have been super badass. Look at all these sweet skull posters everywhere! Totally kick ass vibe, man. These guys totally fucked. Cant wait to bring all my friends here.”

Bullshiiiit. Companies will never do things they think will lose them profits. I used to pay $18-$25 a ticket and now its hundreds for the nose bleeds. Its 100% because of ticket master and I have no faith they’ll give those profits up. God they fucking suck.

It’s true. Im 40 now but i never had kids and chased my dreams from age 14. I dont tell any stories irl very much anymore because some people think I’m showing out or making shit up. Examples:

• Had coffee with Pierce Broznan… at his house in Malibu. Wild story.
• Avengers Endgame spoiler crew sound guy. Wild story.
• I was at Derek Rose’s house, doing an interview when he got traded from the Bulls the first time. Wild story. And so much other random shit like that.

So, back in 2009, I lived in a tour bus touring with big acts like Linkin Park, Pearl Jam and guys like that. Well, we did a little stint with Madonna and we went from LA, straight to NYC, down to Miami and straight back to LA in I think about a week. It was one of the most brutal on road experiences I’ve ever had to endure for 4 shows. I was on a really sweet fully decked out tour bus too, so it was the best case scenario. It gave me a new appreciation for how motherfucking vast my country is. However, I would NOT recommend the experience.

I did get to meet Spike Lee and Chris Cornell in Miami tho and even had birthday cake with Justin Timberlake while in NYC. It was his birthday and he was doing a music thing inside our bus. He sat right next to me at the front of the bus and we talked about Pink Floyd. Super nice guy. It was a pretty wild week.

I said, SHUT UP! I’m watching “Ow My Balls!”