What a shocking turn of events…but not really.

Don’t forget the sudden need for “readers”.

As Gen-X, I can confirm that 30 is far more traumatic than 40.

Just need to treat it as a standard deviation bell curve where they haven’t reached the peak yet.

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Douches and canoes are useful. They don’t deserve such disrespect.

I can never find my Bluetooth charging cable when I need it, so I keep buying new ones. Where are they hiding?

I only “photoshop”. It’s all artisanal shitposting.

Growing up the saying was “the first shot is just the start of the race”.

It’s always a scam. It’s always a grift. Always.

Join us in the “snip snip” club.

https://youtube.com/shorts/tWIWR5kJH28

Welcome to 1956…again.

Clod Code seems perfect.

Well it ain’t gonna be Peach.

I wonder how much the lake depletion along with the insane amount of heat exhausted by this thing, will affect the already struggling snow fall in the Wasatch mountain range (Alta, Snowbird, Solitude, Brighton, Sundance, Snowbasin, Park City, and Deer Valley resorts)

That and that it should hinge sideways so that his head tilts to the left and cherry Pez burst out of the right side.

If you want a Cybertruck, you want the all-wheel version a vasectomy.

Please don’t reproduce.

I was genuinely excited about Powerwash Simulator before release. The zen aspect of it was clear from the game concept alone. I told SkillUp on twitter that itbwas going to be amazing and he thought I was trolling, but I and a bunch of others insisted. Then he tried it and almost unironically called it Game of the Year.

So relaxing.

LOL, I have not updated my LinkedIn in about 12 years.