There are basically only 3 constants in a Tarantino movie:

• Feet

• Liberal use of the N word

• Samuel L Jackson

Repeating “Oh crap!” in a Wisconsinite’s accent.

accidentally double types the a and suddenly his program is baking flatbread

Just give the dude a single, lopsided boob. If he wants a complete pair, he has to pay for it.

I do get repeat requests. I even have regulars in a sense. Not frequently, but once in a while a random grindr hookup will hmu again. One of which I’ve known for about 4 years now.

I haven’t even changed the oil or gassed up in years.

Maybe by a small margin? I’m certainly enthusiastic about it and have never received a bad review; but I have never received any head that was worth asking for again from any gender.

I was surprised myself because I would assume having a dick would make it easier to know how to please a dick. 🤷‍♂️ I wish I could reach my own just to find out if I’ve just been lied to.

I have seen 3 people in the last week just stand up and walk out of their wheelchair. Not everyone using them can’t walk but it may be difficult to do so long. Usually it’s the elderly or people with circulation/heart/lung/kidney problems.

Pedals on one could be good for physical therapy. Help use your leg muscles without the danger of falling down.

Now find a screen shot from the year 1111.

The South Rides Dick Again!

AI doesn’t want anything.

The asshole humans selling AI want this.

Rotisserie chicken isn’t the final form.

You can turn left over rotisserie chicken into chicken soup.

The chicken’s fate isn’t sealed until it is converted to poo.

Me continuing forward: “Yeah, this might as well be how I die. Whatever. I don’t care anymore.”

It was before he was Steve, but well after he was selling Pitfall cartridges for Activision.

I’m not coming in to punch anybody in the face

Well those are the old rules. The new rules say you really outta be punching some of these fascist pricks in the face.

So far the only one who’s been punched in the face has been Elon. And look how soon after that happened that he stepped back from government shit. It clearly works.

How I feel when I join something or start using a thing and shortly after, the group disbands or the thing enshittifies.

Must be me. My bad. I really gotta stop doing things.

That’s not even the hard part. The hard part was, and still is, battering the air to fry it.

This is why I love Josh on Mythical Kitchen making shit with ingredients bought from 7-11. The beef jerky 7-11 “beef wellington” actually looked and sounded like it was delicious. 🤣

I want more like that, and less of the talk show-like stuff (Last Meal and now they’ve also made their Hotdog is a Sandwich podcast into videos).

Hell yeah! Goth Clowns!

Do I need to smear the page with peanutbutter first?