I knew a guy

What we need to do is fine everyone om their taxes if they don’t vote. Even $100 would do wonders.

Could even flip it and give them a $200 credit on thier taxes (not a payout) and watch people show up on droves.

Unfortunately tracking that sounds like a PITA trying to keep it anonymous. Maybe hand out vouchers when people leave the booths.

I feel seen…

I avoid this problem by not using Facebook

I believe that’s called the spins

Beetlejuice?

These camera lenses are nowhere near AR.

MS HoloLens was the closest we got and it was targeted at businesses. Flopped badly. Died.

I used to work at a PC repair shop. It was always a laugh when a parent brought one in with a teenage boy in the webcam shot.

“Ma’am. Your son probably didn’t download CP. This is just a scare tactic scam to try and get money from you. Do you think the FBI would drop an investigation for some gift cards from Walmart?”

Yep. “Depends on the use case” is a solid answer.

I remember one of those malware scams that install a program that ran full screen on your PC, took a pic of you with your webcam then claim it found CP on your PC with FBI logos and shit. Then asked for gift cards to “drop the investigation”

Yeah. Just look at all the CEOs currently in prison!

Damn I recall seeing a donut shop from some European country asking adults very suggestively how to dip thier penis or vagina donuts…

It was great. You could order a big black cock or a creamy pussy. The servers really laided into it. Can’t find the gif now though…

But now you can make them at home!!

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Commercial-snack-food-baker-3-pcs_1600491706715.html

My PE teacher in HS was fit, buff and flexible.

Dude would sit on the ground and show up everyone touching his toes and leaning around.

I never once at a problem in a school bathroom…

Then again I’d go out of my way to poop in the random ones that were nowhere near classroom.

They werent teacher bathrooms per se but mainly teachers/staff

Fking nailed it.

I’ve legit woken up the wife while playing D&D…

She asked me what got me so loud and I had no answer because it was a 5 hr session

SharkMail or other throwaway mail service.