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no way this cat is real, that’s insane bro

https://www.ikea.com/de/en/p/djungelskog-soft-toy-brown-bear-00402813/

The creator is an AI with no concept of time or continuity

The amount of reality bending going on in greentexts is unimaginable, so we might all be right

Interesting, I think this dad is completely imaginary, as is so often the case with greentexts

C++ devs would literally do anything before using Rust

Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say “Buy some plates” without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering