Buckley’s my man. It sucks ass and they admit it, but it works.

Wait till you hear what the biggest attraction of the US Military is…

Should’ve been hauled off to the scrapyard ages ago…

Despite having lived in Canada for all but one year of my life, I’m just not the right skin color to go down to the States.

He prefers to sing for Nazis and pedophiles.

Here’s the thing. Until I got married, I never kept food for very long in my fridge. I pretty much went out and bought exactly what I was going to cook to have enough meals for the week. I’d cook all that up on Saturday night and be good to go.

Here’s a good response:

“Shut it rib.”

Likely troll but here’s my response.

I love Mary Brown’s Chicken but if I’m eating it five days a week, every week, that’s not gonna go well for me.

I liken the traditional Democrats to the secret battle plan from Black Adder 4.

Capt. E. Blackadder: “We’ll all get out of our trenches and slowly march across No Man’s Land?” Capt. Darling: “How do you know that? It’s classified information!” Capt. E. Blackadder: "It’s what we did the last time, the time before and the previous seventeen times before that. Gen. Sir A.H. Melchitt: “PRECISELY! The absolute last thing the watchful Hun will suspect is us doing this again and thus we will take him completely by surprise!”

To be fair, a lot of communist revolution did result in mass starvation.

Okay, you’ve identified a problem. What is your solution?

Gotta be careful with that though.

Or you end up with things like this:

For Profit Prison -> Slavery

Damn, a whole lotta folks with not the greatest childhoods.

I think I may have been luckier than I realized.

It is an adorable little chonk.

My adult fantasy is that my baby daughter sleeps through the night.

Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.

Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!

TACO.

Ah, so they will have to live like the average American for a while, eh?

I think it’s nice.