Dear god somebody stop them before they get to lopunny

People have more or less completely forgotten that vampires are meant to represent the monstrosity of an unchecked aristocracy/wealthy upper class. They sold their souls for power and now live exclusively by feeding off those beneath them. You don’t just ‘become’ a vampire like you don’t just ‘become’ rich. You can certainly become enthralled to a vampire though

Boy that would seriously mess with the narrative of this comment section if that were the case

Edit: oh no