“Our AI security reviews 20,000 configurations every hour. Your money is safer than - shit. Well, nevermind. There’s no money left. Excuse me, I need to leave the country.”

If it’s all dumped into a single commit, I will whip your computer into the nearest body of water and tell you to go fish it out.

I’m going to steal this for an update to an internal guidance document for my dev team. Thank you.

Yeah. Warning - uninvited poetic waxing on feature flags and leadership choices, incoming…

We all agree we inevitably do some live testing at our customers risk, because no test environment is perfect.

With feature flags, we’re able to negotiate how many of our customers to test on, at a time.

But some of us prefer to forgo feature flags and risk our entire customer base on every change. It saves money, at least for a little while.

I’m not exactly fun at executive leadership meetings, but somehow I keep getting invited to them. Heh.