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1 day agoOnce their spouse finds out the ring is lost. They’ll be in deep shit.
MeatPilot
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Cake day: July 7th, 2023
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Featuring Ant-Man as the butt plug.
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JD Vance maybe dyed his hair to escape a life of crime? To be safe maybe we shouldn’t let him near burgers, couches, or political offices.
But I have no where else to go when I’m taking a shit or bored at work. Won’t you forgive me, so I can stay? 😭
I’m sorry, please don’t make me join the other social medias.
Unfortunately I’m going to go commit suicide and won’t be able to respond further. How could I respond? I’ll be dead after all.
Oh shit did I say suicide, I must have been fucking around this whole time. Yes I think the word is dumb too. Now I’ll go back and edit the original to make this chain confusing.
I’m really trying. But even my image search is filtered (see) and when I type UNALIVE my phone replaces it with UNALIVE.
So what you’re saying is release Trump in deep fake porn so he kills himself?
One explanation for someone who is bipolar. Hypomania can express as hypersexual.
My wife and past girlfriends have experienced this with me and to be honest it’s fun for the first hour but having a throbbing boner and inability to satisfy the urge stops being fun for both parties involved. Also makes woman feel horribly inadequate that they can’t get a man to cum. Add to it I try to do all sorts of uncomfortable things to us both to just find some release.
I’m sure that the bipolar woman go through what I have gone through it’s like eating nonstop and still being hungry even though your stomach is about to burst. You feel like a disgusting slob with every bite but can’t put the food down. All you crave is the sloppiest and nastiest food because anything healthy just doesn’t get you there. The regret afterwards sometimes is next level.
Not trying to be a downer, but you did ask.
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