

We could get some Vegas style betting odds going on this.
Vaccines, 2:1 (Best odds cuz this is just the de facto conspiracy theory for it)
5G signals, 4:1
Chemtrails, 8:1
Immigrants, 3:1 (gets a boost from being the big boogeyman of the admin currently)
Wokeness, 20:1 (Seems too vague and nonspecific to be a valid choice, so long odds, but still giving it much better odds than the 10000:1 this one deserves, cuz honestly who knows what they’ll pull out of their asses with this.)
Flouride, 12:1 (RFK has said some dumb things about Flouride before, but I’m not really expecting this one.)
Antidepressants, 6:1 (He’s blamed them for the existence of school shootings, why not autism as well?)
Pasteurization, 15:1 (Only drinking raw milk will keep the autism away!)
Too much improvisation. I’m more of an nba jam kinda guy.