Goatse

Tubgirl

Lemon party

Yeah, those were simpler times.

Fuck 'em.

If I can touch it, I can own it.

Sounds like a thirty year old Final Fantasy spell.

I really should dig out my old 3DS XL. I left lots of unfinished games on that flash cart.

Wait until it’s your pilot and first officer holding the degree from the degree mill.

Poor Ian.

Well that sucks. I use Backblaze and it has saved my ass more than once.