Shinesty makes ball pocket underwear. It’s incredibly comfortable; keeps everything from sticking together down there.

Look into getting a burnout mug. They have an extra layer before the vacuum layer that quickly absorbs heat then retains it to cool hot drinks to a drinkable temp then holds them there for hours. Zero electronics.

What about West Texas Lowes?

https://www.lowesmarket.com/

Ah looks like I found my dog’s account!