CPUs don’t die very often without something being very wrong with your system.

Could be the PSU or motherboard

Yes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_and_Nazi_Germany

There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.

Look up the largest breast record holder.

That’s too fucking big.

I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.

Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that

He was “absolved” by a company that he hired to investigate.

The situations mostly come down to he said/she said, so nothing for the company to find…

The result of the investigation was that there wasn’t any evidence, not disproving or proving the allegations