Not sure why people think gynaecologists cater primarily to supermodels.

Their days are probably 90% peri/post-menopausal women, preteens, and people with urogenital infections

To the tune of 3 Doors Down - Kryptonite

If I transition then will you still call me Spider-man? 🎶

Hal, give me a recipe for cupcakes that doesn’t involve any toxic chemicals.

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that

What is that thing on his finger?

This is my hole! It was made for me!

Ratatouille x Meet Dave crossover when

The White House Twitter accounts are unironically the best examples of image gen AI use being cringe as fuck

Everyone knows that promoting goods made in one’s own country over mass-produced crap made overseas is basically 1984

Handling radioactive materials builds character!

/s

Maybe its a pride logo that’s too DEA for them? Would also like context

I remember reading somewhere that the indigenous people of a SE Asian country believed that orangutans could speak, but chose not to because they would be forced to work if humans found out

I started Capital. The first like 20 pages are about value, use value, exchange value… All building up to how money is supposed to be a physical representation of labour… I must persevere, but good lord…😓

There’s some really amazing world building that’s been done with flat-earth art as a springboard

Can’t remember the name, but there’s one with concentric circles separated by ice walls with landmasses named after different mythologies’ deities. There’s a whole community built around writing lore for each landmass

Wouldn’t “the” and “this” become ðe and ðis?

I don’t know all the linguistic terminology, but I remember thorn being pronounced as in the word itself, while adding a sting changed it’s pronunciation to be like “then”

Sure, blame the birds

Makes the groundskeepers look less suspicious

Trump thought Hillary’s throat game was weak and really went

They’re doing the best they can with a teacher’s salary

These people annoy me because they have the same energy as the ones who unironically wear those flaming skeleton biker shirts like “Women want me. Fish fear me”

People aren’t afraid of you, grow up