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Uhhh… Go Seahawks?

This motherfucker will soon be advocating for the return of full-blown slavery while thinking he’s safe because MAGA keeps saying he’s “one of the good ones” and he truly believes that is a compliment.

You vote your heart in the primaries. In the actual election, you vote against the worst.

At least, until we get ranked choice voting or something better than the two-party system we have now.

And more fun!

I was thinking model rocket engine igniters would do the trick.

I like the one from Oh Brother Where Art Thou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xmRWj7gJEU

The guy who stares at a goat

“Cognitive dissonance” are the words you’re looking for. They likely believe they are allies while thinking nothing of what the office jobs they do are tied to. Debbie, the office admin, is happily stocking paperclips and chatting while refilling break room supplies, and has no idea what her officemates actually do beyond “import computer work”, but she has a niece that’s kind of a tomboy so she wants to be supportive.

You have people like Debbie, and you have people who are acutely aware of absolutely everything they are doing end-to-end and know that PR shit like this actually sways opinion with the masses.

Thanks. I was thinking cricket.