Wasting a perfectly good penguin what you should be roasting it.

How do you pay the doctors if the healthcare is free?

Checkmate communists.

Her tits look just like my sister’s.

The better question is what’s the cure?

In my opinion Jimmy Carter was the last good person to be a president but we shouldn’t normalize Trump’s behaviors and actions as president and before because we don’t like the institution.

Why did you say Karens twice?

After all that the American people decided to give him a second chance.

This is less a Trump problem and more of one with America.

Biden wasn’t a sex offender and memes like this trying to claim Trump isn’t an absolute anomaly in the line of previous presidents only helps normalize his shocking behavior and you should be sad.

To be fair he’s kind of a dick and that makes the world a better place.

You have visitors?

I used to get the best tourtiere from a strip club in Montreal.

Release the bubba blowjob photos!

I use radio controlled pick axes and AI-powered ANFO.

What you don’t use a radio to mine with?

Pussy.

I can’t stand cupboard drawers or microwaves hanging open it would drive me nuts.

I love blue checkmark tweets put on a holiday background so you forget you’re supporting Elon being shitty.

So you just leave it open when you’re not cooking?

Does it not have a light in it?

They’re trying to prove the government doesn’t work by making the government not work.

It’s what MAGA and progressives have in common.

I’m the one quoting the article instead of just being sarcastic.