SeductiveTortoise

Mad respect for Ukraine. Sorry, US. Even if you deserved some, there’s nothing left. And you don’t deserve any.

Careful, this is how Israel declares you Hamas and starts killing.

They said smile, not get engaged and win the lottery!

But it was. He bought twatter and used it for the revolution of the shit fuck asshole wankers!

Sorry, I’m back. I was just vomiting real quick. Where have we been? Oh yeah, that comment here 🤢

When I read the first part of this title, I expected them to install one for the insurrectionists/traitors. That would be very on par with that pile of dog shit government.

Not making their product better is the one thing. Atlassian is actively making them worse.

Ma’am, I’m trying to pleasure a Lady down here, that’s hard work. Please stop worrying and enjoy the trip.

Besides that, I found blowjobs to be boring every time. It just doesn’t do that much for me.

I’m not sure if a straw would make it better. French kissing your coffee out of it would DEFINITELY make it worse.

Hmm, sweaty. 16°C here, sunny, 40% humidity. Spring is nice today.

Most cursed travel mug

Open wide, here comes more than you did want to know.

I’ll come back afterwards to read who this fucking guy is. Or is he the new intern replacing Crispy Gnome?

Well the way you write I’m not surprised people don’t like you.

We clearly have different communication partners. Most of the issues of mine are solved by them thinking about it. Writing an e-mail forces them to.

I think you missed:

I think I bought one, but I’m not sure. I might have been very drunk back then.

Goes both ways, I’d be happy if more calls would simply fail midway.

“What a shame, better write an e-mail.”

Artists used to do that because they loved music, and I bet there are still some left. I work for money and I get paid, but that doesn’t mean I make everything a transaction.

It’s an intelligence test. And if you take it, you’ve failed.

Maybe they had that, but managed it with terraform. I guess restoring the infrastructure wouldn’t be that big of a deal as they surely checked their scripts into some sort of SCM. I hope.