I’ve been curating a list for years.

101st Chairborne

Aloha Snackbar

Al Qanon/Al-Q-da

Alt-Reich

Ameristani

Antifact

Balsamic Jihad

The Can’twalkqani Network

Constipatriots

Coronazis

Cosplaytriots

The Coughedaracy

Covihads

Delta Farce

Fartilery

FisherprISIS

Flu Klux Klan

FriedSIS

GI Sloppy Joes/GI Doughs

Goutlaws

Gravy Seals

Green Buffets/Beignets

HamAss

Hicksbollah

Howdy Arabia

InchErectionists

Irrational Guard

IslamHicks

Juice/Chew/Flu-saders

Klandemics

Koup Klux Klan

MAGA-hideen

The Mayonnaise Militia

Meal Team 6

MethamphetaMarines

Methanised Infantile Division

'Murikahadeen

The National Lard

O-Dunkin-30

OnlyKlans

Operation Dessert Storm

The ParaMealitary

Patridiots

Qanonsense

Q-cucks-klan

Qcumbers

The Secret Serving

Sons of Qur’anarchy

Spetznecks

Talibama

Talibanjo

Talibangelicals

Timid McVeighs

Traitor Tots

The Turd Reich

Vanilla ISIS

Veteran: Normandy Beached, Vietnaan, Cold Cuts War, and Dessert Storm

Walmartyrs

Whisky Tango Foodtruck

Y’allQaeda

Yeehawdists

Yokel Haram

Especially after that island was invaded dozens of times since it’s a great strategic location. Grandpa was very dumb.

Haha, you too?

Peak “fuck you, got mine”. Same with my grandparents, they were anti-immigrant immigrants. Grandpa was also notoriously racist. I laughed so hard when some genome sequencing revealed a ton of sub-Saharan genes in that side of the family. My dad was about 25% African and Grandpa was hella dark. Now how could that be…?

A cardboard box can qualify as a nursing home as long as it’s staffed by enough care roaches.

They want him around so they don’t lose another CP source.