Well, not that shocked.

Well, we’ve got Soundwave

Plus it feels nice having a USB drive up your ass!

Not my fault that they’re wrong.

Are we supposed to know who this is?

No, download would be a down arrow from a cloud. “Saving” on a modern system typically implies a local cache paired with a cloud backend.

I remember when floppies were floppy, kid.

Congratulations on the drugs, I guess

Let’s be fair. Some of his voters are already convicted sex offenders and are no longer eligible to vote.

Up arrow to a cloud, or down arrow to a platter (which, ironically, is also out-of-date)

Why do individually-sealed diskettes like Kraft Singles feel so wrong?

That’s a real slimy way to say that he simply raped a kid

No, it’s really for real. Mike is actually literally impaled on a bamboo stake.

You don’t think it provides adequate ventilation?

It’s called a “teddy” and how you doin’

“Raviolo” is the singular

Not that I’d expect a barf fanatic to know that

Well, that and the “I ❤️ Barf” T-shirt

I just assumed that he’d always been rapng children.

Depends on their Enligsh skills

Exactly how big are this kingdom’s feet? I didn’t know that kingdoms even had feet, let alone ones that could contain, apparently, all the single ladies.