I wonder if going to the interview in drag might actually help.

And Gary Newman is older than Gary Oldman.

Aw don’t be so hard on yourselves. You’re probably a perfectly usual level of repulsive, and that cat is practically always startled by something or other.

The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

The dog’s bollocks.

Bro on the right is about to snap

You guys sound like Doctor Phil.