Ah the classic “I’m sleepy so you can’t judge me for being the dumbest fucker alive.” I, too, default to that one whenever I can

Hey man maybe that tortoise had it coming, you ever think of that?

I hate that I was reading this post and didn’t get what the issue was until I got to about the third image

Straight "They’re right? That short of a distance is pointless to drive?

…Wait"

I did not read that as pick at first

He has such a way with words. Not a good one. But a way.

I wish I saw Todd-Posting more often in the wild. It’s one of my favorite things.

Good news! They still are!

One of the dumbest animations on YouTube you should watch immediately

Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t be at that hot dog station every day cleaning them out

I still hate that I read that entire comic for the bit

The bit wasn’t worth it

I’m not. Spill the beans. We talking nothing but 50 shades here or something?

Dude looks like he dropped some unforseen consequences on the hood of her car

More specifically

Smiling Friends ass thug

I literally saw protein ice cream pints the other day. 460 calories, but it has 30g of protein! For when you’re depressed and eating a pint by yourself, but still need your gains. I guess.

Does anyone else feel like a storm is approaching?

Uncensor those feet or so help me

That’s coming when they announce HL3 next week dw

Dead people can’t sue as easy. May not have looked like as much of a threat. Nintendo and Disney on the other hand already had a follow up lawsuit written, stamped, and hanging precariously over their mailbox