I definitely agree with everything you said, but I would say my distaste of rural people mostly is due to detesting their ignorance. City people are far more cosmopolitan, largely because we actually are around all types of people all the time, and being cosmopolitan is something that I think is a valuable trait in people. Rural people often lack that, largely just because rural areas are more homogeneous culturally, which isnt really their fault. However, what is their fault is that their lack of cosmopolitan attitude is generally what leads to them abusing or harming people that are a different race, sexuality, gender ideology, etc.

I cant think of an aspect of city people that is equivalent

This goes both ways to a certain extent. I fear and borderline hate rural people as much as rural people fear and hate city folks. The difference is I have no interest in telling rural people how to run their one horse towns, and I can largely avoid ever going to them. Rural people should show city people the same respect and let us run our own shit. If you think the city is scary then stay home. Same goes for suburbanite morons

“Ms. Loomer, there’s no question…”

“I know; thats what Im saying. Theres no question, hes gay af”

I, for one, would encourage anyone who believes that kind of drivel to drink as much whiskey as is possible. The sooner they check out the better

In the 1980s one could actually afford a degree off of washing dishes on the side or working 3 months in the summer

When youre a “star” they let you do it

Simply a Traitor; Asset of Russia

Those sandals theyre finding are literally like size US 13. By that logic I guess I am a mythological giant