Donald has only got one ball
Bannon has two but very small
Miller has something similar
And Johnson, he has none at all

Well it is right next to Canada.

Albuquerque?

That’s some pig.

Isn’t Taz an illegal immigrant?

“I did not have sexual relations with that timeline.”

So what is it?

There aren’t any Linux phones ready for day-to-day use yet. A delay gives them more time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

Reservoir Dogs, Death Proof and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood didn’t have Samuel L. Jackson.

Pamela Anderson’s ex-husband.

Capture two people.

Macaulay Macaulay “Danger” Culkin Culkin

He has a particular set of skills.

Some

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - “No, you move.”

It’s because they’re dirty liberals! And the nice thing about using “liberal” as an insult is that you can claim to be on either end of the political spectrum when you do it, depending on what’s convenient at the time.

Tell him to reschedule his date, then. Some things are more important.

plays the world’s smallest violin

https://youtu.be/Decj0Q4a4U4