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I love these because it give us a glimpse into oldschool metaphors that were so, so obvious at the time. Like of course you’re going to slap down some mussels on that hell talk because it’s an unclean abomination.
And of course you’re gonna give a pregnant women a pomegranate, and make sure jesus has a pelican. Why wouldn’t jesus be hanging with a pelican? If not, at least make sure he’s holding a fish and there’s a shepherd in there somewhere.
The illuminaries were memelord shitposters.
They can hold a pose for longer.
That reminds me of a porn I saw thrice.
It goes deeper than that, too.
Pop culture painting dads as irresponsible parents comes from the idea that women are natural caregivers while men are just boys who work. It’s a cultural bias that still affects legislation and custody rulings, and why it’s a goddamn fight to get changing table in men’s public washrooms.
Funny drunk dad meme is just the scum on the surface of a shitty lake.
Yes, but it’s impolite to jerk off with your bankruptcy advisor unless you ask first.
Jesus Christ I thought that was Bruce Campbell.
Just checking to make sure we’re on the same page. Were you expecting fetish porn, too?
Send him to pick flowers…
Guys, is farming gay?
I thought this was “I’m 14 and this is deep.”
The F-35s have been the kid in a toxic custody trial for fucking ever, already costing billions more than expected. The same shit happened over the F-22 and we’re still using goddamn F-18s.
In the year 2125 we’ll finally welcome in a new fleet of F-69’s to retire a squadron of Hornets being held together by spit and glue.
This is my favorite dick cheney deathpost so far.
I’d like to invest in your R&D
Epilator? That sounds messy. Just laser your crack bush.
First time: Discovery
Second time: Predictable, seek out new porn
Third time: Nostalgia